Bringing a date?

Those of you with main squeezes harems concubines ball & chains...

BETH: (bings Spatula with a frying pan)

LSI: Ow.

...uh, spouses or significant others...could we get you guys to check in with us, please?

Thanks. (rubs back of head gingerly)

Update from Beth: Guess I hit Spats a little too hard, 'cause he didn't explain WHY we needed the info. We're just trying to an accurate count. THAT's it. Really.

Now, Spats, get that ice pack back on your head. That's gonna leave a mark.